Book: Liking me so far?
Book: Slow down, do you really want to finish me tonight?
Book: How's your heart doing?
Book: Oops, did I break you?
Book: Don't cry for me.
Book: You're almost at the end!
Book: You're going to know all the answers now!
Book: Oops, did I forget to mention I'm the first in a series?
Book: And that the sequel comes out next year?